Back to Mama...
Finally, the missing bear was saved from the bear-napper's bunk. It was obvious to notice that Xiongba had lost weight during the illegal grounding period. After being examined by a doctor who doesn't want to be named, Xiongba was diagnosed of malnutrition. To ensure that Xiongba is not infected with Bird Flu, he will be quarantined for about a month. Under special care and with lotsa love from mama, Xiongba is believed to be able to recover very soon. Cheers* (^,^)

The identity of the infamous 'Bear-Napper' has been exposed! Trial will be carried out on 29th Nov 2005 (Tuesday) at 2500 Hours. Free seating... According to a reliable source, no lawyers are willing to take up this case because all of them feel that speaking up for the napper below will be against animal rights. Therefore, the napper can choose to speak for himself, or simply walkover. If the suspect is found guilty, he may be fined up to 10 blocks of rum-and-raisin dark chocolate and 5 tubs of ice-cream (any flavor), to be served concurrently. No caning will incur as the suspect is overage. ;p
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2 Comments:
NOOOOOOOO!!!!
I am not gulity....
3:04 PM
Objection overruled!
v(^,^)v
12:46 PM
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