Ulcers

Didn't stop me from eating...

It only stops me from enjoy every bite I took...

How nice...

Me: "if you ever see me eating durians again... Beat me up as much as I eat..."

Hubby: "Sorry? You want me to beat u up whenever u eat durian?"

Me: "That's right! 吃一粒；就打一次！"

Hubby: "I'm afraid u were dead by now..."