Happy Anniversary?

One day, I suddenly realized that it's Dear and my 15th anniversary... I turned to him and exclaimed, before giving him a surprise peck on his left cheek. 

His reaction?

"What happen? We won toto 4D is it?"

I knocked his head and reminded him it's a very special day for us and his second reaction?

"Chey! I know ar... Now then u recall!"

Good try, Dear...