有那么一个故事。。。

（本故事纯属虚构；如有类同纯属巧合）

在一个风和日丽的下午，有那么一个人独自地乘坐着电梯上到某一个楼层。

这人心想：这个时间也没什么人，反正就我一个；那我就尽情地撇风吧！

于是，他越撇越勇，越撇越爽。。。

结果人算不如天算！

到达楼层的时候，这个人往电梯门外一看，惊讶地见到了亲友们！

情急之下，他就在电梯打开门的瞬间中，拼命地吸，大口地吸。希望能多少回收一些毒气，将「伤害」减到最低。

后来，当然是屁也没收完，亲友们也萌萌木木地乘搭着「恐怖」电梯下楼了。

事后，这个人还自我安慰地想着：或许这三位亲友会「无间道」，认为是其中一人的杰作！谁也没想到会是那个人干的好事！

哈哈哈！搭电梯被冤枉，你遇过吧！？

Politics?

Confinement nanny is 57 yrs old but still quick and able to wake up the moment the little girl whined...

Helper is 28 yrs old but able to cook well and clean up the whole place... She loves kids but would sleep soundly and not able to wake up at baby's que...

It's the first week and both of them had been v helpful to our family in different areas...

However, nanny had been grumbling abt our helper... I had not heard a single complain from our helper though.

Well, we have our eyes to see... So, we shall see ^^

Sad Sad Singaporeans

On the road
1. Cut into your lane without signalling
2. Horn from behind regardless of the reason of your vechicle slowing down
3. Ass-kissing Tailgate on the right most lane to force the speeding car to move even faster
4. Stop far far away from the vechicle ahead at traffic junction
and believe me.... There are many many more lousy people on the road...

In the carpark
1. Horn in the car and do nothing, hoping that card reader will read the IU
2. Perform reverse parking without checking oncoming traffic

On public transport
1. "Play musical chair" at RESERVED seat with pregnant lady
2. Fell "soundly" asleep the moment their ass kissed the seat (now I know where's their on-off button) KICK ASS!

In the office
1. People who initiated and accepted meeting invite just to say "Oh I have a clash" during the last min and disappeared to nowhere
2. People who initiated and accepted meeting invite and disappeared to nowhere without a single word!
3. People who asked without checking...
and... many... more.... vomit blood...

Add-ON
Some pages of the recipe I borrowed from National Library were torn... so sad! Sick people!

Boliao met boliao

A colleague stood in front of my desk while I was engross with typing some text...

Colleague: "Eh Eh Eh... u nothing to do ar?"

Me: "Can't you see? I'm busy right now!"

Colleague: "What are you busy with?"

Me: "Blogging"

Ok... enough boliao... back to work~*

Loan Shark Mural Paintings

New neighbour, Suay neighbour...

Hope they (the LS) don't extend their artwork to other neighbours... (I) Don't feel safe living on the same floor.

The LS are still using the old methods.... can't be more creative... police were called in... hopefully the matter will not blow up...

So disturbing... Get lost LS!

(-_-")